Some people simply astound me with their ability to be good soldiers, to the detriment of logic, facts, and even the superiors they're vigorously trying to serve ( Read more... )

Given the billing, I was hoping he'd slash the maestro in two with a lightsaber.

Would have made for a way more interesting entrance.

This one's for you, sw_fangirl.

With the Man in Black.

In their efforts to spin news regardless any factual content (even despite its complete lack) Fox Nooz finds themselves unable even to find a map which reflects their preferred version of reali-- wait a minute.

Margret: "Ssss… Have you seen the whatsit?"
Mil: "Yes."
Margret: "No, not that." (She makes a geysering, 'You're useless, you are'-style sigh and strides out of the room.)

Pwned.

Please note: I do not quote these things in their entire contextual awesometacity, that you may have some inkling of the thrill of discovery I felt when I stumbled upon ( Read more... )

We have the tools. We have the technology. We can rebuild it.

And Twitter about our progress.

"We will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair, a stone of freedom.I like to think that Martin would be proud of us today, and have a heartfelt hope that someday, as long as we are never satisfied until that day, we will truly produce a nation on this earth where, as a shining beacon of hope and a subversive message of amity and brotherhood ( Read more... )

In obedience to Godwin's Law, Ahmedinejad apparently resorted to reductio ad Hitlerum in a political forum.

Persian politics are even funnier than American politics.

Aside from the whole "2g1c" thing, I mean.